Contact Freedom Fictions:
For business inquiries, you can reach my spam folder at:
americaslastlineofdefense@gmail.com
Because I guarantee I’m not interested.
For thoughts, opinions, or commentary, you can reach my spam folder at:
americaslastlineofdefense@gmail.com
Because I guarantee I don’t care.
If you’re really upset and need to scream at something, you can reach my Google Voice mailbox at
(207) 770-1749
I’ll go ahead and listen to those, because they’re always good for a laugh.
If you’d like to send love letters, bags of dicks, or exotic animal feces, you can reach my garbage can at:
Christopher Blair
dba Busta Troll
171 South St. Gorham, ME 04038
Please know that I love you too. Smooches.
