The Claim: US Soccer star Megan Rapinoe was banned from the Olympic games for life.

Claimed by: Multiple sources, originating with ALLOD

We Rate This Claim: TRUE


Yes, it’s true. The International Olympic Committee voted to ban Megan Rapinoe for her antics at the last games in Sydney. Rapinoe, after winning the gold, ran around the stadium topless declaring herself a “free and beautiful human.”


When word spread, 62 countries said they’d stop playing in the Olympics at all if Rapinoe was allowed to do that again. So they banned her. That’s the story and we’re sticking with it.


So there you have it, patriots. There’s no need to pray for bad things to happen to this person who doesn’t affect your life at all. The good Lord has seen to it that she’ll never again play in a single fictitious game.


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