Fact-Check: Yes, Obama Gave The Iranians Billions of Dollars

Claim: Obama gave Iran $150 billion to buy missiles and other weapons to use against us.

We rate this claim:

We have no choice but to rate this true, Patriots. We’ve scoured the internet for hours, if not days, and all of the posts from places we agree with all say the same thing. It’s true.

While the facts tend to disagree, we can’t necessarily believe them. We all know that facts are what you make of them, and if enough people want to believe something, it becomes what it is. In this case, it’s a story conservatives have been telling since 2015, and no matter how many times the liberal fact-checkers “debunk” it, the darned thing just keeps coming back.

There can be only one explanation, patriots, and that’s that the story must be true. President Trump says it’s true, and he never lies. His son tweeted that it’s true, and he’s just as honest as his dad. Even Little Marco Rubio, who is known to be an impartial bystander and only supports Trump when he wants to stay in the good graces of the base, which is always, says it’s true.

Therefore, revisiting the facts of the case won’t be necessary. Worrying about little things like who said what and when and why things happened according to official sources is nothing but a waste of time.

Because taters gonna tate, patriots, and that’s the bottom line. You believe it’s true, and that’s all that matters. So we’re gonna go ahead and make it even more official than it already is.

It’s gotta be true. And if not, who cares? It should be true. It could be true. Many have prayed that it’s true. Because if it’s true, Trump is once again right and Obama is responsible for all of the bad things that happen. Ever.

Thanks for being you, potatriots, and thanks for believing everything we tell you. This is the way.

About Flagg Eagleton 35 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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