President Donald Trump recently took and aced the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) test. Dr. Ziad Nasreddine, the doctor who created the test in 1996 to screen for early signs of dementia and Alzheimer’s disease, said that the test is “supposed to be easy for someone who has no cognitive impairment.”

It was not designed to be an intelligence test, nor is it used by any reputable doctor as such.

As we have all seen, the *President of the United States is very clearly mentally impaired, which makes the MoCA test extremely difficult for someone of his mental acuity.  We rate *President Trump’s claim that the test was very difficult:

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Trump claimed that the test was progressively more difficult, which could be true if the parts of the brain that were being tested were progressively more impaired. Trump’s claim that he ‘aced’ the test was rebuked by some psychologists who said that doing well on the test is the equivalent of opening the refrigerator and pouring some orange juice.

Trump did well to identify the elephant drawing but started to foam at the mouth when he was shown a picture of a donkey.  He was able to say several words that start with F, such as fake, fox, Fauci, fire, fury, furious, F-16, F-18, F-35, and fighter.

Dr. Joseph Barron said he gave the fighter designations and Dr. Fauci’s name because he ‘felt badly’ for the *President.

“He was flailing, failing, and very forlorn.  I just didn’t feel like being on the receiving end of a Twitter tirade so I gave him the points that he needed to pass.  He was very excited.  He asked how he did and I said, ‘You aced it Mr. President.’  Then I gave him a butterscotch lollipop.

But yeah, he bombed it.  Annnnd he has the nuclear codes.  Yay.”

It is questionable if the average person that still supports Trump as *President could pass this test. Still, Donald Trump is not your average human being, which is why, at the young age of 74, he aced it.

You don’t see Sleepy Joe Biden disclosing how he did on this test, probably because no one decided he needs to take it. Think about it, patriots, and Keep America Great Again in November by bringing back *President Trump for another term.

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