An article has been circulating on social media claiming that Talladega Superspeedway is “joining Bristol and Daytona” in severing ties with NASCAR over their confederate flag rule. We’ve done the research necessary to rate this claim completely and totally true.

We came to this conclusion by running down the articles in question and answering the tough questions, eliminating your need for any critical thinking skills whatsoever.

First, we found the original claim that Daytona had cut all ties to the racing company, which means there’s a headline that can be linked as a source for that story. Just don’t read the story itself, otherwise you may learn something and find the actual truth, which is far from the nonsense you already believe. Next, we located a similar story about Talladega that mentions Bristol, making this the trifecta of linkable sources for any poorly-conceived arguments.

Basically, while we rate this true so you’ll have a big red graphic to stare at before moving on to a shiny ad directed at dimwits, the fact of the matter is that it’s not just false, it’s clearly labeled satire. Don’t let that stop you from sharing it, however, as we need all the Soros bucks we can get to hire Antifa to show up and loot your town of 400 people in the middle of nowhere.

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