Tucker Carlson proved that he’s the number one draw not just in conservative politics, but in all of media. With a single Tweet, Carlson has taken over as the creator of the most-watched video of all time.

And he did it for free, for the good of the people.

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Tucker’s tweet is more popular than any other, and by a lot. “We haven’t seen this much action on a video since Katie Perry asked Americans if they had ever been a plastic bag,” said Managing Editor Joe Barron, “and that’s saying something.”

Carlson beat out several longstanding top-ten record-holders, including Taylor Swift, Kid Rock, Paul McCartney, and the OJ Simpson verdict. If you add up all the claims of how many times the video has been seen, it adds up to something mathematicians can’t quite describe.

“We believe the number approaches eleventy million, which is in the billions by the metric system,” said Barron, “It far exceeds anything Justin Beiber could have imagined.”

It’s true,” said Beiber, “I’ve had a lot of hits, but never have I been dumb enough not to monetize first.”

Carlson is expected to put out another Tweet sometime next week for all those waiting for the next episode of “yell me what to think.” He’s an American legend, and we need to hear from him, patriots. God Bless America.

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