Riley Gaines was cheated out of one of the greatest moments of her life by a swimmer with a clear advantage. It cost her more than just a national championship; it also cost her a spot on the women’s national team.

The NCAA had nothing to say about it, so Riley did what she had to and got a lawyer. After more than a year, it finally paid off. Gaines settles out of court with Thomas for $1.2 million.

“It’s justice,” said Gaines, “for every little girl who tries her hardest and loses to someone who cheats.” Gaines will put the money into her private foundation for children.

NCAA President Joe Barron says the league is pleased with the outcome and looks forward to moving past the issue.

It’s a true win for Riley Gaines, the little girl who dreamt of standing alone in 5th place rather than next to someone who tied her by cheating. “Riley was never that good,” said Emma Weyent, who actually lost a championship spot to Thomas, “but at least she’s feisty. Maybe with all that money, she’ll be able to buy some more talent and try out for the women’s team again next year.”

The women’s team says it has no intention of signing a little Tomi Lahren wannabe to its roster. “She’s just…you know…no fun to be around. Search “Riley Gaines laughing” and see what you come up with. The poor thing probably needs lots of therapy after her ordeal.

At least she’s got a boatload of fictional cash to start a new life. It’s not how you get there, it’s the arrival that matters. Or something like that. God Bless America.

11 Comments

  1. Hugh R Acosta Jr.

    Standing alone in 5th place? That should rear FIRST place. Something needs to be done about this transgender crap. First is for our poor excuse of a government needing to stop pushing it down our throats, Want transgender competition? Fine! Mens, womens, transgenders. But that might be offensive to male to female since they won’t be able to compete with women knowing full well they are still losers!!!

    • Phergus

      The goobermint has alot invested in using this woke DEI vomit as a dividing wedge as distraction so they can advance their crap in other social engineering attacks. Divide and conquer…until we are their sheep.

  2. Laken Perry

    Whoever wrote this article… consider another profession

  3. sean buckmaster

    This is why AI will take over writing jobs in the future. Human not good.

  4. Miss Chef

    Riley looks so constipated all the time. For a sports woman, she’s more off-field courting media and political attention, than in the pool actually doing her job, you know swimming

    • Phergus

      Sound a wee bit jealous there missy.

    • Paola P

      She is doing a great job fighting for REAL women rights in sports, since con men are stealing our opportunities.
      Educate yourself.
      Last but not least, she is beautiful, brave and intelligent, qualities that are rare to find nowadays.

  5. Phil8656

    Gender is not sex.
    Sex is not gender.
    One is biological.
    One is psychological.

    • Phergus

      Bullshit. You are either man or woman…there is no middle ground. Leave your woke shit at the door.

    • Paola P

      There are two genders.That’s it.
      Either you have a penis and you are a male or you have a vagina, then you are female
      Everything else is WOKE BS.

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