Garth Brooks arrived at Kid Rock’s Honky Tonk and Rock n Roll Steak House just in time for his regular reservation. According to a quote from 2019, Brooks loves the prime rib there and calls it “the best in Nashville.”

This time, however, Brooks was met with a surprise visit from Kid Rock himself. “As the owner of this establishment,” he told Brooks, “I’m gonna have to ask you to leave. This bar is for assholes.” Kid was making an obvious reference to Brooks’ claim that half of America qualifies for that same insult.

Brooks left without a word, in what several witnesses called “an emotional withdrawal.” He had tears in his often-blubbery eyes as he headed out to find a meal somewhere else.

“It had to be done,” Kid Rock told ALLOD correspondent Joe Barron, “If we keep letting these woke posers dictate the rules, America is done for.”

We reached out to Brooks, who returned our call from Sizzler, which he says is “actually much better than the dogfood at Kid Rock’s restaurant.” Brooks denied the claim and said he only went to Kid Rock’s place once “to see what a hack from Detroit with no musical talent was doing in a town like Nashville.”

“The place smells like Axe Body Spray and meth,” Brooks said, “I walked in, had a Bud Light, and left. Whatever story he’s telling is a lie.

Kid Rock says he plans to release surveillance footage of the incident soon. God Bless America.

8 Comments

  1. Spark Simon

    Kid Rock is an ass, he should thing about the 20,000 employees from Bud Light that are on the virge of getting laid off. just because of a trans. time for him to grow up.one day the shoe will be on the other foot.

    • MOMOF3

      You should think about going back to school for spelling.Kid Rock rocks!

    • Spark Simon that’s an excellent name for a trans person. You are a female; a real man would not go to Garth’s establishment. Garth caters to Queers, Faggets, child abusers, people with mental issues, and women that dress like men and men that dress like women. You are also a Democrat in the same class as Obam and Biden. I feel sorry for you because you are going to hell for your beliefs here on Earth. I am very proud of Kid Rock because of his stand on Bud. Thank God we still have the greatest President running again to save the US. TRUMP in 2024

      • C M

        Well. I am considered a Tom Boy within society but still a female and do not push this on others. It is my choice to wear men’s clothing. Women’s clothing is so dang uncomfortable. It is not for everyone.

  2. Lee

    Humm… sticky one for sure. But…. are we wrong for thinking the way we do? I’m with kid !!

    But I also try to look at both sides of the coin. Who are we to tell people how to think, what to do, how to dress.

    Mind your business.. mind your own family and I’ll do the same. I get it though. I’m not for it either!

    But still how do we tell people what to do? it’s supposed to be land of the free..

    I guess moral side. Morals I grew up with. Absolutely no way.. Im with kid! On the other side I grew up with, Free country, mind your business…

    Though one!! Hate lines being drawn in the sand.

  3. James Ginter

    Anyone know if kid rock is selling bud light in his bar after the video of him shooting up cans of bud

  4. Steven

    Hey Kid Rock, Please release the footage of you kicking that pickle kisser (Garth) out of your bar! Now I understand why he has friends in low places!

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