It’s true. Roseanne Barr’s return has gone so well that she’s got an offer to make a brand new sitcom with one of the best: Tim Allen.

Allen and Barr were first acquainted when they recorded their original shows on the same sound stage in New Jersey. According to Allen, Roseanne has a great creative process, fantastic snacks, and politics he can personally get behind.

Roseanne said she used to sneak onto the set of “Home Improvement” to hide behind Wilson just to “see if I could.” Producers estimate her shadow appears in no fewer than 62 episodes. Allen never reciprocated the prank, but he did send the dopey young kid to her side to steal deep fried Oreos.

“They were delicious, and she had them in stock all the time,” said Allen, “I look forward to that smell on the set again.” Roseanne swears she stopped eating them years ago but promised to fry some up for the crew once a week.

The new show will likely revolve around two single neighbors whose spouses and families left them to deal with the aftermath of their trips to Washington DC on January 6, 2021. “We want to show America that they were people,” said Allen.

The show will probably end both of their careers, but they “don’t care, as long as the truth gets on TV.” Thanks for that, and God Bless America.


  1. That sounds like a fantastic idea to me. Those poor people are getting screwed by the sick system. Their treatment has been horrible. GET Er DONE !!!πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ™

  2. Catherine Libonate

    Oh, how I look forward to seeing the two funniest people ever in a sitcom together. Our country is going to the pits with all this woke nonsense. I so admire celebrities who speak up against it. They truly knowingly jeopardize their careers for the truth!! Thanking them. God bless.

  3. Pamela & Keith

    We can’t wait to see it! We’re behind both of you 100%!

  4. steven

    this idea is great the show will be awsome you go tim allen and rosane

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